Life is our inspiration board, and everyone we know is at risk. This is a great way of keeping people in check, by the way. Has anyone fucked with you lately? I’ll write something totally passive aggressive about them and place it on a high traffic site, and then I’ll share it with you on the social network of your choice. Seriously, I’ll do that for you.
— my friend Stephanie for Thought Catalog, on Dating Freelancers